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Satirical News
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Spying and Lying -- 5 Limericks
[9 Jan 2006 at 8:00am]
Political commentary and five limericks called "A Bush Pioneer Who's Named Jack," "George Bush Says His Spying Is Cool," "Consultation Dubya Style," "Did The White House On Christiane Spy?" and "Preacher Pat:"
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Fitzmas Madness
[23 Oct 2005 at 9:00am]
Commentary and a poem inspired by the Valerie Plame outing investigation and pre-indictment jitters.
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Childish Gambino
by Chochiphopera
[3 Jul 2010 at 11:13pm]
Poor blog, I still love you, you neglected piece of crap.
Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover, released his album Culdesac today. You can download it for free! Have some summer fun with Donald Glover and his indie-rap stylings. He produced it himself so you know it’s good and he’s got the mad cred.
PS. Buy Drew’s (of [...]
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Evading bears: a primer
by Benjamin
[30 May 2010 at 7:25pm]
Bears. n.
Big hairy chunks of snarl. Big teeth, powerful body, all-consuming love of salmon.
Husky, large, manly gay men, with a lot of body hair.
Beverages consumed by the illiterate.
This article is about evading #1.
Why might I want to evade a bear?
Bears are large animals, with correspondingly large teeth and a propensity for snarling at bees. [...]
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Some iPad jokes
by Benjamin
[28 May 2010 at 4:06am]
What’s black and white and red all over?
A smug iPad owner, bludgeoned to death with his device, bleeding all over the tastefully-rendered better-than-desktop website glowing prominently on its shimmering, crystalline screen.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the restrictive limitations of Apple FairPlay DRM.
A man walks into a bar.
He accidentally leaves his prototype phone [...]
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Numan and Ant: Two Great Tastes Which Taste Great Together?
by Chochiphopera
[14 Apr 2010 at 2:46pm]
Adam Ant has been doing some live shows lately (wearing mad makeup) and hanging out with Noel Fielding so it was simply a matter of time before he joined Gary Numan on stage and acted strange some more. Awww lookit this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzxXUP64O0
This is always an acceptable look, yes.
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AFI Show, updates
by Chochiphopera
[22 Jan 2010 at 9:34pm]
So, Rachel and I planned to hit the AFI CD signing but when we saw all the kidlets there, we said, “PUH-EACE” to them all and skedaddled on to The Flying M, which is a nearby coffee shop. Who did we see ahead of us in line but DAVEY HAVOK himself. Being the supremely uncool [...]
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Sooooo AFI?s hitting Boise
by Chochiphopera
[9 Jan 2010 at 8:56pm]
And I might just go and see them. I’m a casual fan AT BEST, but I do enjoy Davey Havoc as a person. They are going to hold a CD signing at The Record Exchange Sunday, November 17 at 5pm. Space is limited, so you are encouraged to show up early. More details at the [...]
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Mo? Moz
by Chochiphopera
[19 Nov 2009 at 12:22am]
For today’s post, I’m still leaning towards others’ portrayals of Moz.
Y’all know and love Bill Nye the Science Guy, right? And if you love Bill Nye the Science Guy, you have to love the music videos. That’s just a fact.
In this video, we learn about momentum.
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Great speeches through history, if they?d been made on Twitter
by Benjamin
[18 Nov 2009 at 1:53pm]
@mlkingjr29 I have a dream: one day this nation will rise up & ppl will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
@mlkingjr29 Perfect 140! Booyah.
@jfk_4u Need to beat the Commies. Ask me what you can do. Please RT.
@jfk_4u “Beat the Commies” is a euphemism. Ask me [...]
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Illuminati? In my music? It?s more likely than you think!
by Chochiphopera
[17 Nov 2009 at 11:58pm]
At least according to these guys. Illuminati puppets are everywhere, and they’re some of your favorite artists. Lady Gaga? Yup. Beyonce and Jay-Z? Queen and King of The Occult. Rihanna? Pure evil. Not even Princess Di is spared. Her memorials are rife with occult symbolism.
Check this shit out. You will be shocked and amazed. Open [...]
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Leader's Digest
[29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
President Obama makes an appearance on "The View" and shows Americans how to use the government's new health care website.
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Intro - Not All Jews Are Tough
[29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
Jon believes Stephen Colbert would beat him in a fight because he's little and has osteoporosis.
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Goldman S@#%$
[29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
Goldman Sachs addresses the systematic problem within its culture by announcing a zero-tolerance policy for profanity in employee e-mails.
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Liev Schreiber
[29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
Jon remembers riding on the back of Liev Schreiber's motorcycle as they tooled around the West Village together.
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Daily/Colbert - Jon's Beard
[29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
There are a lot of people saying pretty cruel things about Jon's beard, but Stephen thinks it's great.
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