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The Onion
    Strongside/Weakside: Stephen Strasburg
    [30 Jul 2010 at 11:30am]
    After only nine starts, Strasburg's incredible speed, motion, and control have made this pitcher the most exciting rookie baseball has seen in years. Is he any good?



    New Robot Capable Of Unhealthily Repressing Emotion
    [30 Jul 2010 at 9:00am]
    PITTSBURGH—Announcing a crucial breakthrough in the effort to create machines that accurately simulate human behavior, researchers at Carnegie Mellon University said Monday they had built the first robot with the capacity to suppress its emotions.



    Lip-Reading BCS Computer Kills Officials Who Want To Shut It Down
    [30 Jul 2010 at 8:00am]
    TEMPE, AZ—BCS 9000, the sentient heuristic computer responsible for arranging five championship bowl games at the end of each college football season, reportedly uncovered a plot to disconnect its cognitive circuits Tuesday and proceeded to kill any...



    Bar Patrons Dismayed By Sight Of Band Setting Up
    [29 Jul 2010 at 9:00am]
    ATLANTA—Patrons of Valentine's Tavern were visibly crestfallen Tuesday when their pleasant evening of drinking and conversing with friends was suddenly derailed by the sight of a few people plugging in instruments.



    In Focus: New Gas Bill Designed By Some Kind Of Freaking Maniac
    [28 Jul 2010 at 1:15pm]
    BOSTON?Some kind of raving psychopath apparently gnawed through his restraints and burrowed out of the Massachusetts Center For The Criminally Insane to design the invoice for the Keystone Gas Company, 36-year-old Michael Beasley reported Monday.



    Infographic: Chelsea Clinton Getting Married
    [28 Jul 2010 at 11:30am]
    Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former president Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, is marrying Marc Mezvinsky this Saturday in a ceremony that will be attended by Barack Obama, Barbra Streisand, and Oprah Winfrey. Here's what to expect from the nuptials.





Mad Kane Political Satire, Song Parodies, Legal Humor, and News Related Limer...
    Spying and Lying -- 5 Limericks
    [9 Jan 2006 at 8:00am]
    Political commentary and five limericks called "A Bush Pioneer Who's Named Jack," "George Bush Says His Spying Is Cool," "Consultation Dubya Style," "Did The White House On Christiane Spy?" and "Preacher Pat:"
    Listen
    Fitzmas Madness
    [23 Oct 2005 at 9:00am]
    Commentary and a poem inspired by the Valerie Plame outing investigation and pre-indictment jitters.
    Listen


Rum and Monkey
    Childish Gambino
    by Chochiphopera
    [3 Jul 2010 at 11:13pm]
    Poor blog, I still love you, you neglected piece of crap. Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover, released his album Culdesac today. You can download it for free! Have some summer fun with Donald Glover and his indie-rap stylings. He produced it himself so you know it’s good and he’s got the mad cred. PS. Buy Drew’s (of [...]
    Evading bears: a primer
    by Benjamin
    [30 May 2010 at 7:25pm]
    Bears. n. Big hairy chunks of snarl. Big teeth, powerful body, all-consuming love of salmon. Husky, large, manly gay men, with a lot of body hair. Beverages consumed by the illiterate. This article is about evading #1. Why might I want to evade a bear? Bears are large animals, with correspondingly large teeth and a propensity for snarling at bees. [...]
    Some iPad jokes
    by Benjamin
    [28 May 2010 at 4:06am]
    What’s black and white and red all over? A smug iPad owner, bludgeoned to death with his device, bleeding all over the tastefully-rendered better-than-desktop website glowing prominently on its shimmering, crystalline screen. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the restrictive limitations of Apple FairPlay DRM. A man walks into a bar. He accidentally leaves his prototype phone [...]
    Numan and Ant: Two Great Tastes Which Taste Great Together?
    by Chochiphopera
    [14 Apr 2010 at 2:46pm]
    Adam Ant has been doing some live shows lately (wearing mad makeup) and hanging out with Noel Fielding so it was simply a matter of time before he joined Gary Numan on stage and acted strange some more. Awww lookit this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZzxXUP64O0 This is always an acceptable look, yes.
    AFI Show, updates
    by Chochiphopera
    [22 Jan 2010 at 9:34pm]
    So, Rachel and I planned to hit the AFI CD signing but when we saw all the kidlets there, we said, “PUH-EACE” to them all and skedaddled on to The Flying M, which is a nearby coffee shop. Who did we see ahead of us in line but DAVEY HAVOK himself. Being the supremely uncool [...]
    Sooooo AFI?s hitting Boise
    by Chochiphopera
    [9 Jan 2010 at 8:56pm]
    And I might just go and see them. I’m a casual fan AT BEST, but I do enjoy Davey Havoc as a person. They are going to hold a CD signing at The Record Exchange Sunday, November 17 at 5pm. Space is limited, so you are encouraged to show up early. More details at the [...]
    Mo? Moz
    by Chochiphopera
    [19 Nov 2009 at 12:22am]
    For today’s post, I’m still leaning towards others’ portrayals of Moz. Y’all know and love Bill Nye the Science Guy, right? And if you love Bill Nye the Science Guy, you have to love the music videos. That’s just a fact. In this video, we learn about momentum.
    Great speeches through history, if they?d been made on Twitter
    by Benjamin
    [18 Nov 2009 at 1:53pm]
    @mlkingjr29 I have a dream: one day this nation will rise up & ppl will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. @mlkingjr29 Perfect 140! Booyah. @jfk_4u Need to beat the Commies. Ask me what you can do. Please RT. @jfk_4u “Beat the Commies” is a euphemism. Ask me [...]
    Illuminati? In my music? It?s more likely than you think!
    by Chochiphopera
    [17 Nov 2009 at 11:58pm]
    At least according to these guys. Illuminati puppets are everywhere, and they’re some of your favorite artists. Lady Gaga? Yup. Beyonce and Jay-Z? Queen and King of The Occult. Rihanna? Pure evil. Not even Princess Di is spared. Her memorials are rife with occult symbolism. Check this shit out. You will be shocked and amazed. Open [...]


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Daily Show Videos
    Leader's Digest
    [29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
    President Obama makes an appearance on "The View" and shows Americans how to use the government's new health care website.
    Intro - Not All Jews Are Tough
    [29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
    Jon believes Stephen Colbert would beat him in a fight because he's little and has osteoporosis.
    Goldman S@#%$
    [29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
    Goldman Sachs addresses the systematic problem within its culture by announcing a zero-tolerance policy for profanity in employee e-mails.
    Liev Schreiber
    [29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
    Jon remembers riding on the back of Liev Schreiber's motorcycle as they tooled around the West Village together.
    Daily/Colbert - Jon's Beard
    [29 Jul 2010 at 12:00am]
    There are a lot of people saying pretty cruel things about Jon's beard, but Stephen thinks it's great.

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